Coalition Against Unsolicted Commercial Email
Spamula
(to the tune of Rob Zombie's "Dragula")
parody lyrics ©2001 Gravity Lens Productions


Spam I am the one, I'm bulk-mailing scum
Low long-distance fees, stretch it to your knees
Spider web pages, harvest addresses
Don't filter my lists, I send porn to kids

[chorus]
     Forge all the headers
     Scam credit numbers
     I jam all your bandwidth
     I'm Spamula!

(repeat chorus)

Selling mailing lists, don't care if you're pissed
Try to report me, you can't catch this thief
Rodona the rat, stepped into a trap
Sanford was the king, AOL got him

(chorus x 2)

[bridge]
     Spew it baby, spew it baby
     Spew it baby, spew it baby
     Flood every domain name

Get accounts for free, they can't get to me
I can always hide, spam will never die
Spam will never die, spam will never die
Spam will never die, spam will never die

(bridge)

(repeat chorus to end)


[return to my home page]

CAUCE Member

SPAM® and the SPAM logo are registered trademarks of Hormel Foods Corporation.
"spam" is a slang term for junk email, derived from a Monty Python sketch.