Nebe's Bad Pokemon Jokes

Bad Pokémon Jokes

Q. What do you call a Jamaican who goes around
jabbing people with his finger?
A. A Poky-mon.

Q. What do Pokémons do with an Amtrak schedule?
A. They Pika-chu-chu.

Q. How do Unix Pokémon edit code?
A. With Pico-chu!
I am not the only person to come up with this joke!

Q. What is the Unix Pokémon's special attack?
A. Grep Foo

Q. What do you call a voyeur with an allergy problem?
A. A Peek-achoo.

Q. What do Pokémons tell people who stare at them?
A. "Why don't you take a Pik-cha, it'll last longer!"

Mini-FAQ:
Q:	Where did you get the Pikachu-fur wallpaper?
A:	The answer is, of course, that I held a live Pikachu down on a scanner. It objected to this as you might expect, so I had to wait until it had finished zapping at me, then take a quick scan while it recharged. I got a good shot of it's aura, too.