Bad Pokémon Jokes|
Q. What do you call a Jamaican who goes around|
jabbing people with his finger?
A. A Poky-mon.
Q. What do Pokémons do with an Amtrak schedule?
A. They Pika-chu-chu.
Q. How do Unix Pokémon edit code?
A. With Pico-chu!
I am not the only person to come up with this joke!
Q. What is the Unix Pokémon's special attack?
A. Grep Foo
Q. What do you call a voyeur with an allergy problem?
A. A Peek-achoo.
Q. What do Pokémons tell people who stare at them?
A. "Why don't you take a Pik-cha, it'll last longer!"
Missed Marketing Tie-Ins|
|Taco Bell -
|Little Cæser's Pizza -
|General Mills -
||Jiggly Puffs cereal
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Uri Geller vs. Pokémon
reprinted with permission
|Q:||Where did you get the Pikachu-fur wallpaper?|
|A:||The answer is, of course, that I held a live Pikachu down on a scanner.|
It objected to this as you might expect, so I had to wait until it had finished zapping at me, then take a quick scan while it recharged.
I got a good shot of it's aura, too.