"But no one ever summons you up to Earth with a name like Orgo...But I'm sure you meant to go To The Dilbert Zone.
Why couldn't I be called William?"
"Ahhh, you're lucky.
People could say 'Shall we go to the cinema or go to the theatre?'
Or they could say 'Should we go shopping, or go "bbb-b-bb-b-bp"?'
But no one ever says my name. No one ever says 'Fuhtoomshe'..."
from The Young Ones - © BBC